Pink and Tangerine wedding. I just love out-of-town weddings. --- a day at Ayala Greenfields with my beautiful co-staffers, and of course, the Richard Gere of my life – Mr. Fernando Zobel de Ayala. But he's a southern guy. hahaha...his wife's simply amazing.

Nadine? Where are the lists of the Batangas exotic names?

What the? Anong ijijiggle ko este ijujuggle?

These ditties, like hearing 'It's a Small World" were cited in a 2001 study by James Kellaris at the University of Cincinnati as among the most common that get stuck in peoples' heads.

Kellaris found that 99 percent of the 1,000 people he surveyed reported having songs lodged in their noggins. Nearly half said it happens frequently.

A simple song with lots of repetition and an unexpected shift is among the most likely to bedevil you, Kellaris says. Down the road, it creates a "cognitive itch" -- the thing that might bug you all day today (after all).

"The only way to 'scratch' a cognitive itch is to rehearse the responsible tune mentally," Kellaris said. "The process may start involuntarily, as the brain detects an incongruity or something 'exceptional' in the musical stimulus. The ensuing mental repetition may exacerbate the 'itch,' such that the mental rehearsal becomes largely involuntary, and the individual feels trapped in a cycle or feedback loop."

Now let's try science.

Paano mo machechempuhan sa bahay si Paula Pangan?

1. Kapag Memories of Bali na – YUMMY TIME
2. Kapag Darna na – I ONLY GO FOR THE VILLAINS…AS IN. ALESSANDRA DE ROSSI, MAGALING UMARTE…NATURAL NA NATURAL. PATI SI CARMINA. ABANGAN SI BOYET!
3. Kapag Smallville and Charmed  na – LOIS LANE!!!
4. Kapag maganda palabas sa Wowow – YUNG TIPONG MALINAW NA PARA KANG NANONOOD NG SINE, sana wag machempuhan kapag dinub ng Hapon. Ngarrr!
5. Kapag maganda palabas sa Hallmark – YUNG MGA TIPONG TINUTULUGAN NG MGA TAO MALA ‘VIRTUAL MOM’…ASTIG KAHIT HINDI SIKAT YUNG ARTISTA
6. Kapag may wheat bread and Goober – WAHHH!  BAGONG WEAKNESS!
7. Kapag nasa harap ng computer – LAGI KASI AKONG WALANG LOAD EH, SO HETO LANG ANG PARAAN PARA MACOMMUNICATE KO ANG MGA MAHAL KO SA BUHAY. AWWW……eww.
8. Kapag alaga si baby GJ na akala ng nagdeliver ng tv namin eh anak ko daw sha. – HELLER! MUKHA NA BA AKONG MAY ANAK? PWEDE RIN.
9. Kapag tulog na –DUH ANONG LABAN KO DITO NOH. FAVORITE PASTIME KO TO. Hep hep??? HOORAY! WALA AKONG SINANTONG LUGAR BASTA DATNAN NG ANTOK. AGREE O DISAGREE?

But NO. It varies pa rin shempre. Ang init sa bahay noh. Kala mo ang daming pera eh noh…haybuhay…Nasa labas naman si Paula Pangan kapag:

1. Suot ang koleksyones na banig sandals – ERRR JARA KASI EH! LAILA KONTRA.
2. Nagcrave ng nagcrave ng nagcrave ng pagkain – shempre yun ung wala sa bahay
3. Tumitigil na sa intersections – yup. Scary eh…nakagraduate din. Yung pataas na lang ung mahirap.
4. Isaw isaw isaw to the bones – isaw sa gate pa rin ang pinakamasarap!!! At shempre u.p. rin…tambaytambayan lang.
5. Nasa pamantasan, nagtiyatiyaga sa init at polusyon – yung tipong tatawid ka from MiniStop Espana papunta sa Beato Building. – that’s our building  nga pala
6. Hayun, madaming bitbit sa Santolan Station na sana walang makakita na kakilala – errr…don’t you just hate it lalo na pag errr wala ka ng maupuan…hayyy, Pinas talaga…
7. Nakatunganga at nagaantay sa mga laging late – OO…nalelate din ako…pero shiyet mana ako sa mga kaibigan ko eh. Laging late.
8. Nagdedeliver ng kung anu-ano. – uhmmm…hmmm…party needs. Kasama na ko sa Boyoyong ngayon hehee…kiddin’.
9. Nasa tiangge…baka hinihintay nako ng mga tinda doon na hindi ko rin bibilhin – sana may mag magic na pera sa wallet ko…harhar. Corny mo!